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Crystal N.'s avatar

Bill Nighy is a national treasure!

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Amber Roberts's avatar

Astarion and I were an item, briefly, but he decided we're better as friends and that's fine, I'm cool, whatever. It only hurt for a little while (YES, I AM STILL RECOVERING, OKAY???).

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Audrey Goldberg Ruoff's avatar

to clarify for the fbi agent watching my writerly searches, this is just in a video game, but I have tried murdering everyone and I still cannot get this vampire elf man to love me

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Amber Roberts's avatar

Try pampering him. Tell him he's a good boy and stroke his, uh, ego. He loves to hear that his best is 100% good enough for you and that he's trying so hard and doing so, so wonderfully

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Alicia Thompson's avatar

damn that ghost story gave me shivers

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Audrey Goldberg Ruoff's avatar

true story!

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